Do not deny it, dear reader. This morning while I preparabas for work in Radio One presenter (who in the absence of image always associate with a redhead who was your roommate in college and you brought slapping sidewalks) read with her raspy, sultry voice on " Today's Horoscope "and (look what are the chances) was yours," Libra: Today you have to let your body shake, get the thrill in you so much that you overwhelm. Your partner will make you feel discouraged. You want to be alone, but your friends will want to convince you otherwise. It can be a depressing day, but it is not your fault, are the stars that have conspired to make you feel well.
At the beginning of civilization, stargazing allowed mankind to find interesting correlations were useful to mark the start of the seasons, times of planting, harvesting and processing of complex and highly accurate calendars based on the movement of the stars. Probably as a simplification measure and association of some of these stars in the vast night space, an ancestor boring forms began to see them and began to baptize them according to their appearance. Thus was born the constellations of the Big Dipper, Cassiopeia, Orion, among others. Obviously, the names were linked to the mythology of the society that named. So while for a set of stars was shaped bucket and well appointed "Spoon", for others it was a bear, others a dragon and some more would be there one of the many arms of Budha. Of the names we know today, almost half come from the imagination of the ancient Greeks, but a very particular set originated in ancient Babylon during the reign of Nebuchadnezzar II in the sixth century BC: the Zodiac, originating although other names eventually was also adapted by the Greeks to fit the 12 constellations we know today:
Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius and Capricorn. While we could say that in that sense, the origin Astrology is a kind of proto-Astronomy, the premise on which it is based (that astronomical phenomena can influence the personality traits of individuals and important events your life or world events and economic crisis or the outcome of the World Cup) is definitely a fallacy. For more details, would refer the interested reader to a fascinating text written by my colleague disclosure Raul Mujica, astronomer (not astrologer) National Institute of Astrophysics, Optics and Electronics, nearly two years ago: http://www.saberesyciencias.com.mx/sitio/articulos/113-los-astros-se-han-conjugado-para-hacerte-una-mala-jugada.
As I do not intend to put more acid in a subject that itself is clearly pseudoscience, I will use this space to write, in a scientifically elaborated form, predictions that the stars marked for each zodiac sign this week and next (6 This time, another 6 in the following). So, please, do not leave home without reading what lies its sign. It will be one of those will atine (there is, of course, always a chance you will) and you do not take this opportunity that fate has given me warn against a misfortune (or fortune) on your way.
ARIES (Ovis orientalis): Vote in flock is in your DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid). Just make sure that the e-wallet is not outdated, like ham cake. The ventricular muscle of the heart pump located in the middle mediastinum, will shrink and turn excite for your spouse, so that oxygenation to brain frontal region and enhance your relationship. That romanticism as you feel butterflies in your stomach, is nothing more than a amebiasis thing desparasítate. At work you must avoid the limelight, so that you do not allocate more hard and complicated responsibilities. Remember: "protruding nail, what is the hammer." You can have fear about the disease, even though deep down you're a hypochondriac. You feel physically weak and would like to not get out of bed, but do not dwell on the topic: the probability of dying during sleep to fall out of bed is 1 in 4,473 (0.000223%).
TAURUS (Bos primigenius): In the field of love will live a sweet moment. Specifically, the taste buds located on the tip of your tongue will be able to detect natural fitosacáridos that will trigger a cascade of neurotransmitters product that sensory interaction between a crowbar and your hunger. Unfortunately this has also sent mixed signals to your battered pancreas itself, which has led to a sudden release of insulin to handle the excess glucose in your blood. Today has formally initiated a metabolic syndrome: Welcome to Diabetes! Your relationships with others are harmonious, particularly those influenced by Venus, planet whose composed of sulfur dioxide, nitrogen and carbon dioxide with an average temperature of 463 ° C, atmosphere is closer to that of Dante's Inferno a pleasant place. At work, you may get new customers or partners. Or not. The probability is the same as you would get by switching in different ways to put a clove of garlic in 5 different containers. You can suffer from heartburn, but this makes no sense because the stomach pH is close to 2.0, which is acidic enough to dissolve a tooth in 2 days. If you control your diet, especially your love of cola (even diet), end up with ulcers and definitely diabetes.
GEMINI: You invade a feeling of doing something spontaneous. That paranoid schizophrenia with poor control is starting to wreak havoc on your life and voices and hallucinations, are you convinced that someone follows you everywhere. You'll want to take a different way home to avoid being located. Please have your passport and visa, buy a plane ticket to anywhere. Disappears a few weeks. Fail to meet those places where you always wanted to go. For example, that old abandoned laboratory on the outskirts of the city, whose address is strangely on your birth certificate. Today I would rain interesting job, but unfortunately decided to leave your job today to delve into the mystery of your past. Have boundless energy that makes you hyper. Do not be surprised much, opening the door at the end of the dark hallway Area Genetic Experiments, to find you, not with a stranger, but with yourself. A little pale and disheveled, but you: eating fish heads a dirty plate. Your lucky number: two.
CANCER (Callinectes sapidus): Today your self-esteem is at its highest point. I feel attracted to someone who had never before paid attention. These electrical discharges in your cerebral cortex, which arise from the initial view, move to a physiological response in the endocrine system, powered by the segregation of dopamine in the hypothalamus. Your hands tremble, sweat and sauna, stutter and smile stupidly air. You lose your appetite (for dopamine), you feel energized and clear minded (for phenylethylamine). Norepinephrine and oxytocin in your body make you spend hours flirting with the cause of this biochemical cascade. In terms of work, you're fired because, because of your infatuation, a mechanical press desconfiguró and nearly took her arm to a coworker. Suddenly you think, yours yours, is not the work plan but the adventure of understanding the complexity of human beings. Your health is excellent, but your mind will decay in two weeks, when the cascade of biochemical reactions stop and your neurological activity is normalized. Then you realize that you wanted or both, or worth losing your job for it. Your lucky color is vermilion.
LEO (Panthera leo): In your relationship, you're a tiger (well, a lion). But will descend jealousy, insecurity, throughout the day, causing you great distress. Should not obsess, but your mind convinces you that something is wrong between you. You take a taxi to get you where you live the cause of your sorrows. If you knew that your jealousy is due to a low concentration of serotonin in your blood, everything would be different. Nothing will stop: she must love you and nobody else. Stealthily enter his apartment, while she even sleeps. You change your chamomile tea bag or other of Tolohuaxihuitl Moonflower (Datura inoxia) and wait until ready infusion. Look at your watch and realize that it's late for work. You phone your boss to apologize; You pretenderás poorly maintained cold. While walking towards the bedroom of your girlfriend, you are surprised to hear a cell phone ring while you expect your boss to answer. When you open the door, a look of surprise and disappointment combined with a rough "Hello" to your boss, who is in front of you, naked, with her. Ancestry knew you had with Taurus, but this is ridiculous. In terms of work, chances are good you get a raise (or get fired). Forget the diet, your cholesterol levels are normal, otherwise I would have a heart attack just now finished. Your lucky number is not your phone at this time.
VIRGO: Your affection levels are too high today and be affectionate with those around you. They will thank you so much your displays of affection. At work, today is a good day to show your skills and qualities that fail to convince your boss that you deserve that promotion. No wonder these last 8 years of postgraduate and specialization in food biotechnology should take effect. You can become a great leader today as market analysis you can deduct the weaknesses of your competitors and analyze long-term market situations and anticipate problems. In the cafeteria you sit with the chief's son, not wearing that useless the last 10 years studying the degree and does not have to end when.
Would you explain your ideas; looks at you admired, convinced that your ideas will save the company millions of dollars in the production process and conquer new markets that will lead to a new era of abundance. You return to your micro-cubicle, thinking you have the vacant managerial position in the bag. As you type an email to ask for an appointment to your boss, you receive a memo stating that the new CEO of the company is (yasabesquien) the chief's son. Briefly, the statement said that "fresh, innovative and daring ideas, Mr. Manzanares (and well you know that's not true) will take the company into the twenty-first century. For your health, you must be careful. Your emotions make you feel sick. Avoid coffee and other beverages astringent.
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